I have no idea who is behind Owl City. I know his name is Adam, and that's about it.
But he has this really hilarious Twitter page, and I thought I'd post some of
his tweets, because, well, we like funny.
"Today I saw UPS truck and a FedEx truck racing. I cheered"
"A tennis match between two buffaloes is called a bisontennial"
"I used to be a professional skier, but I quit because my career was going downhill"
"Today I asked my little brother what he wants to be someday. He said a snowman. I support his decision 100%"
"I got angry when my cell phone died. My counselor suggested I find an outlet"
"Massage therapy is a touchy subject"
"A man stole a case of soap from the corner store. The police said he made a clean getaway"
"Police were called to a day care center. A three-year-old was resisting a rest"
"Cashiers really know how to take charge"
"I got a job in a candy factory and tripped and fell in a huge vat of bubble gum. My boss got super angry and chewed me out"
"Two satellite dish antennas fell in love and got married. The wedding was sorta weird but the reception was fantastic"
One kind of funny thing that happened to me today goes as follows. Don't expect too much. It wasn't hilarious, just kind of funny.
I was walking around after a class with my clipboard pressed up against my chest. And I started talking to my good friend Courtney. And we went on and on for awhile, just talking about normal things. Then this guy we both kind of know came up and was staring at me with a funny expression and had his head cocked in a really odd position.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Oh, just trying to read what you have on your clipboard that you're keeping so secret" he said.
I dropped it, revealing my class notes.
He looked at them for awhile then looked back up. "Just notes, huh?"
"No, actually they are a special CIA code that you are not supposed to see under any circumstance" I said.
"Yeah, sorry Josh. We have to kill you now" said Courtney.
[Note to self: If I want to keep up what Emma darling calls my "Mysteriousness" I should carry around clipboards more, and every so often look at people, then scribble notes down. That would be funny]
Thats all for now, my comedy lovers. I shall return again. I promise.
[as my relatives jokingly call me]
_Jilliananananan
By the way, I furthermore excuse Paige for lack of posting. All you blog people must understand that she deals with about 1,000,0000x more stress than I do, and so, she amazes me with how she handles it all. I pray she gets to a place where it all settles down...=]] You are a great friend Paige, and I know you'll be fine.
